hamarhemmo:

More of these because I really like making them.

Also can someone tell me how to link the first part?

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misogynistcatgirl:

I know we are all like “people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches” andwe go oh that’s so stupid that’s so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I’m like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.

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teathattast:

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100snakes:

this youtube thumbnail makes me lose control

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saltystingray:

atomicc:

Saw a sad wet beast at the grocery store today

@atomicc OP i am an inconsolable mess over this beast

i had to draw this beautiful creature, they captured my heart. i love them.

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sandmandaddy69:

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doggendoodle:

sapper-in-the-wire-old:

oblivionofthewise:

brofligate:

sapper-in-the-wire-old:

brofligate:

brofligate:

I’m watching Pingu right now and wow how did I forget that Pingu once tried to recreate the Tower of Babel.

Would love to hear the Vatican’s opinions on this.

they are animals, and thus free of sin. In fact, doctrinally, animals give glory to God merely by existing so. Pingu’s fine

But by creating a tower tall enough to reach God’s kingdom, would they achieve sin?

“At one famous trial in Autun, France, in 1522, some rats were charged with feloniously eating and wantonly destroying the province’s barley crop and so were ordered to appear in court. “ if rats can commit crimes, penguins can sin

That’s French courts though. France is a perversion of every law, moral, or truth known to man or heaven.

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cipheramnesia:

normal-horoscopes:

If you go to the American Midwest there’s a wizard living in the corn and if you catch him you get three wishes.

Yes, yes. Just go into the corn fields. Nothing will harm you in the corn fields, no, nothing. That’s right, the corn is perfectly safe, perfectly sane, step right in and walk among the rows. Just keep walking deeper into the corn. It is perfectly safe. Nothing will harm you.

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hungwy:

(at job interview) I would say my skill is creating problems in the workplace through my incompetence

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malscare:

so dance, hamster, dance, he never had a chance

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nb-nightwing:

wispandwhispers:

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fangswell:

June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

happy birthday to the only things ever

And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary

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